Craptions Classics March 24, 2011

"Well, officer, as near as I could tell, the pot called the kettle black, then everyone took sides and all hell broke loose."

jonnyt

Other Craptions

"Non-stick", my ass!

jonnyt

Back in the 40's when the police announced a 'big pot bust' it meant something completely different.

Thomas Calnan

Because turning on the university€™s super magnet when the marching band walks by is AWESOME!

Mario!!!

"I think I may have just stumbled upon something fantastic, Martha! I'm gonna call it: 'Heavy Metal'!"

Glorpinator

Total Canarchy

metsfan

"Katamari Forever!" screamed Jim, before being crushed to death.

metsfan

Early Terminators were somewhat less...sophisticated than the later ones.

jakflak

Still no picture? Alright, screw this! We're getting cable!

Diasdiem

Trevor had a magnetic personality. Too bad it didn't work with women.

Mothra24

EXXXTREME Panhandling!

jtklove

Magento: the College Years.

Mario!!!

Ken died of cadmium poisoning trying to determine how many licks it took to get to the tootsie center.

RodneyHardman

Damn you, Ikea! DAMN YOU!

Mothra24

The world's first outdoor MRI machine was a disastrous failure.

TroidDoes
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