Other Craptions

last time i saw so many douche bags i was watching jersey shore.

A monument to coke mule Pedro Gonzalez, and his record breaking passage through Miami International Airport.

You know when you wake up in a tub full of ice water and you no longer have kidneys? This is where they end up.

"I got 99 sausages but a bitch ate one."

Stop staring at it. Your fear only makes it more powerful.

It looks disgusting, but I can't help thinking it tastes like cinnamon.

This was NOT the right scuplture to place in front of the National Coathanger Museum.

Oh sure, HERE it's art. In my front yard covered in Christmas lights and it's a "zoning violation."

I don't know what it is, but I'm pretty sure it's infected.

"The good news is we found you a kidney. The bad news is, well, we're not sure which one it is anymore."

According to the ol' sundial, it's time to move to a new town.

No Google, I did not really mean "Crapped On Picture Contest." This is really disgusting.

Shipment for a Dr. Hannibal Lecter

Special De-liver-y.

The National Kidney Bean Memorial really isn't much of a draw, unfortunately.

"How exactly is THIS like finding a needle in a haystack?!"

It’s actually a working volcano. And, trust me, you don't want to be there when it erupts.

"Man I drank so much last night I puked my guts out!"

Cracked likes to keep a nice balance between pictures of hot women and things likely to make you vomit.

Oh Berlusconi, why don't you flush them like everyone else?

Yeeaaahhh.... We're gonna need more Preparation H.

It attracts bloody stool pigeons.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but other organs are pretty important too.

Laugh all you want, Spock. She was the best lay of my life. At least I think she was a she.

Cloudy With A Chance of Meatwad

I call it "An Ode To Chipotle"

Don't eat the blue M&M's. Nor the red jelly bellies.

It's a monument to all of the babies that were flushed from Madonna's womb.

Clown school trainer: "Ok recruits, over here we have a stack of noses. Please pick one....... and the hilarity ensued!

Someone lost a sword fight.

Well, it is a massive pile of crap, but we can call it "Art", if it makes you feel better, sir...

"Just throw a hat on it and nobody will know it's the livers of 300 dead hookers juiced for Tiger Blood."

Mothra Balls.

Apparently, there was quite a surplus of organ donors.

Has LilMcGil taken up sculpture?

"No, it's great. I didn't put it out back because I didn't like it, or because it looks like a huge pile of bloody shit or anything. I think it's SO good that I wanted people to see it from the freeway."

I mean, can one ever get enough "blood sausages" in their diet? Am I right?

Scientologists have odd burial rites.

Glorpinator took one look at this statue, grabbed a bud light and muttered: Here we go.

"Oh sure, when an artist does this, it's 'ingeniously experimental'. But, when I do this, it's 'sadistic' & 'illegal'."

"Wow, that sure is a shitload of whoopee cushions. Oh well, Oprah is a big girl after all."

Colon Blow Hot Sauce: side effects may include...

It's all fun and games until this thing becomes self-aware and starts eating schoolchildren.

I do not recommend the sweet and sour pork from PF Changs. I will not elaborate.

Monument to all Red Wing Flyers: A Woman's Best Friend!

Those damn aliens will never fit in as long as they keep stacking their poo like this.

My MFA is total garbage. No, literally.

5 minutes later the French surrendered their kiss.

The birds are sure eating something strange around that place.