Craptions Classics March 22, 2011

H-O-S-E. I asked for the fire HOSE.

Rockout

Other Craptions

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TroidDoes

Victoria's secret - she's an arsonist.

Thomas Calnan

Oh sure, HERE it's art! Stored on my hard drive in a carefully hidden folder with about 1,567 similar images and it's "I think we should get a divorce."

TroidDoes

Wow, it really HAS been a long time since I've been to church!

Backinblack

The Boy Scout in me says I should be rubbing two sticks together, but for now, one will have to do....

Backinblack

There is no escape... and that's okay.

Abaddonalpha

This is officially the sexiest how to make smores demonstration EVER.

Glorpinator

Minutes later they found explaining this at the Emergency Room almost impossible.

jakflak

The slightest mis-step could turn this Porno for Pyros into a Flaming Lips show.

jonnyt

Micheal Bay sure know's how to throw a sweet sixtee--- sweet eighteen party!

metsfan

What REALLY happens at school on Teacher€™s Day would surprise you.

Mario!!!

You say "Branded by Whores" as if it were a bad thing...

Rhymenstein

They call themselves "The Third Degree", because that's exactly what you'll be getting from your wife when you get home covered in body glitter and scorch marks.

jtklove

And Chanukah steals 1st place from christmas for "best religious holiday"

Scytheus
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