Craptions Classics March 21, 2011

Because synchronized swimming is for pussies.

Diasdiem

Other Craptions

On second thought, let's NOT go to Detroit... it is a silly place...

Backinblack

An unforeseen consequence of the US government taking over GM: all the cars are now leaning to the left.

jonnyt

Suuure, they do it on a track, it's called a sport. I do it drunk on the highway and it's called a "felony".

JustDannyK

"Why you should never cut Magneto off on the interstate..."

Discorocks

Disqualified contestants from 'The Biggest Loser' leave the parking lot.

Axplace

"The Fast and The Furious 18: We've Been Out of Ideas For Awhile Now"

maufaux

Now we're just fucking with our insurance company

bcanders

Because in urban areas, they don't have cows to tip.

Mothra24

Your move, Geico.

jtklove

"Autobots- transform and stop fucking around...!"

ButtChocolate

Steve can you just admit you don't know how to balance tires.

foxyfalcon

The new Prius is aimed at the Middle Eastern market- on any sign of trouble, it automatically transforms into a barricade.

Wonkypops

The only known preventative measure against a trucker tan

Scytheus

You guys do realize you can adjust the side mirrors from the inside, right?

bcanders
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