Because synchronized swimming is for pussies.
On second thought, let's NOT go to Detroit... it is a silly place...
An unforeseen consequence of the US government taking over GM: all the cars are now leaning to the left.
Suuure, they do it on a track, it's called a sport. I do it drunk on the highway and it's called a "felony".
"Why you should never cut Magneto off on the interstate..."
Disqualified contestants from 'The Biggest Loser' leave the parking lot.
"The Fast and The Furious 18: We've Been Out of Ideas For Awhile Now"
Now we're just fucking with our insurance company
Because in urban areas, they don't have cows to tip.
Your move, Geico.
"Autobots- transform and stop fucking around...!"
Steve can you just admit you don't know how to balance tires.
You guys do realize you can adjust the side mirrors from the inside, right?
The new Prius is aimed at the Middle Eastern market- on any sign of trouble, it automatically transforms into a barricade.
The only known preventative measure against a trucker tan