Other Craptions

In Ireland when a pub burns down the priorities of rescue are different than other parts of the world.

It's funny until you realize that this guy can vote.

It was official. Steve did not know how to deliver pizzas.

Not all death defying barrel rolls involve airplanes.

Inflammable means flammable?! What a country!

"You call that a grenade? THIS is a grenade!"

Suddenly the barrel of monkeys was far less funny.

The first annual FUBAR-B-QUE was off to an unforgettable start.

Five minutes later, the Mushroom Kingdom surrendered.

Real men drink napalm.

Used to smoke a pack a day, now I'm up to a barrel.

"They are not retardant. They're just mentally challenged, sweetheart. There's a difference, you know?"

"Delivery for a Mr. W.E. Coyote. One barrel of ACME gunpowder, extra flammable."

The war between French and California wineries just got serious.

Fosters: Australian for call 911.

"Our reenactment of the Boston Tea Party was going great, until someone broke out a cask of Jägermeister. Then things got a little crazy."

More fun than a barrel of char-broiled monkeys.

Because eyebrows and facial features are for pussies.

Where there's smoke, there must be some idiot carrying a flaming barrel.

Unfortunately Phil didn't even place in the Hindenburg Re-enactment Competition.

You and I are SO going to have a flame war! Let me get my lapto...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???

He should really know better by now than to sign for packages from his ex-wife.

It's OK...David Blaine is in the barrel.

"Word of advice about Steve- never volunteer for his magic act."

Hey guys, let's play "Which Barrel is Full of Gasoline!" Here's your matches...

"Anyone order some Tiger Blood?"

Traditionally, the guy holding the burning barrel of Dynamite is always the first to die.

I just don't understand Australian Rules Football.

You know the old saying: When life hands you a flaming death barrel, make lemonade.

Everything this guy knows was learned from Tex Avery cartoons.

Don't you just hate that burned hair smell?

The mob, bored of giving people cement shoes, decides to try out the "burning barrel hat."

The Winner of this years 'Joan of Arc' relay race.

Because rugby just wasn't tough enough before.

"Hey Jim! Can you hold this while I take a piss?"

In the land of High Explosives, the fuckwitted guy is King.

Political rival, check. Hot tar, check. Feathers... hey, where's the feathers?

On March 19th, 2011 there was a Super Moon. It made people do bad, bad, bad things. On a lighter note Jim's keg party was awesome!

The remake of Phantom of the Opera took some liberties with the various characters' back stories.

In world news today, five minutes ago, France invaded! Stay tuned for surrender coverage, live as it happens. Back to you, Ken.

We'll try to stay serene and calm – when Alabama gets the bomb!

Charlie Sheen does community service. Seen here fighting fire with fire at tsunami damaged reactor.

Pledge week at Donkey Kong's fraternity.

THIS is why firefighters don't do 'bring your child to work' day.

U.S., Coalition and Arab League forces begin their enforcement of a no-fly zone over Col. Donkey Kong's central command.

The Moonshiners were doing alright for themselves, until they ran into a group of zombies. They knew that they had to unfortunately sacrifice the alcohol to save humanity.

No! I said let's burn a BOWL!

"...And that's how he REALLY became Freddy Krueger. Good night, children. Pleasant dreams!"

I see Governor Walker has come up with yet another plan for the poverty level in Wisconsin.