Craptions Classics March 19, 2011

Those crazy gangsters and their turf wars.

EdenSerrot

Other Craptions

"You fed your Chia Pets after midnight, didn't you? You idiot! You've doomed us all!"

Glorpinator

"As a vegetarian and a pervert, I'd eat that."

Wonkypops

Why did the grass cross the road? Because the chicken was greener on the other side! Wait... I fucked that up.

Thomas Calnan

With global warming drying out their marsh lands, the Swap Things have been forced to migrate into urban areas.

Mario!!!

Some species of crabgrass are extremely aggressive and nearly impossible to stop.

satanity

"Well, we were going to tar and feather them. But we only had maple syrup and lawn clippings. So we made do."

Mario!!!

Kate Moss' brother, Peat.

Thomas Calnan

You know what I hate most about mowing the lawn? The screams.

Heythatrhymes

Guys- the trick is to choose the right camouflage for the right place.

Wonkypops

"ALL YOUR FERTILIZER ARE BELONG TO US!!"

Discorocks

Miracle-Gro addicts are easy to spot.

Mario!!!

Scott's body lotion cures dry itchy skin, but there are a few side effects.

RodneyHardman

I'm lichen this.

jonnyt

Actually, my papa was a rolling stone. And I can tell you without a doubt that saying about not gathering moss is total bullshit.

RodneyHardman
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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