Craptions Classics March 18, 2011

It was almost time for his second night in the museum...and Ben Stiller was ready.

petermesmer

Other Craptions

From Mattel: Barbie's Amsterdam Dream Brothel (Barbie Fancy Flavor Condoms sold separately)

jtklove

As they look out at the charred remains of the world, they wondered how they would repopulate without any genitalia.

Malikh_Wrath

Fifth floor...Formalwear, nightmares, ladies' lingerie.

TroidDoes

That's just disturbing. Who puts a shelf in front of their window?

Deleterious

Those cold, dead, staring eyes- soulless, without any trace of humanity. Change the channel - no more Jersey Shore for us.

Wonkypops

"Yes, I know there's no electricity or heat or furniture and the neighbors are an alien zombie rape cult, but it's $400 a month rent-controlled in the city. I have to take it."

Julius_Goat

The Emperor's New Clothing Shop.

Thomas Calnan

"On second thought, Sally, I don't wanna play Barbies.."

jtklove

The one on the right? Her tits are totally fake.

AlainaHammond

Up next on RealTV, "The Real Housewives of JC Pennys."

TroidDoes

"Tonight on an all new Hoarders..."

Glorpinator

Terminator: The Abercrombie & Fitch Chronicles.

Glorpinator

The boys dolls have smooth fronts, just like Tom Cruise. The girl dolls have vacant, soulless eyes, just like Megan Fox.

jtklove

Oh god, I am SO sorry; I'm new at this whole serial killer thing and I thought that a basement was too cliche.

Deleterious
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