Other Craptions

The tin man didn't have a heart and the tin woman didn't have birth control.

When the Tin Woman gave birth to shiny steel twins, the Tin Man knew she’d been smelting with someone else.

Obviously, it means dull parents can have bright kids.

You kids think you're better than us because you're shiny? Just wait till you get to our age... or it rains.

Later that night, Trevor left his family to go to the foundry and got hammered.

“I see the Osbourne’s aren’t the only heavy metal family in the neighborhood.”

It's become increasingly common for metallic couples to adopt outside their particular alloy.

So THIS is why I should take anti-oxidants!

It's beautiful to see mixed-metal families.

"Fe2O3.nH2O! Fe2O3.nH2O! Nyaa nyaa nya nya nyaaa!"

"Kids! We're not that rusted! Please don't put us in a home!"

Daaaadddd!!! Timmy won't stop sticking magnets on me!

“Yes, of course you can hug your grandpa, but be careful because he dents easily.”

They were named the greenest family in the country because they can actually recycle themselves.

Your mother was a hamster wheel and your father smelt of Valvoline!

"Dammit Marge, what good is becoming a robotic overlord if I still have to wear a fuckin' tie."

Nuclear Family Matters

Oh, to be young and rust-free again!

Alright, which one of you is going to pick up the BB's the dog left on the front lawn?

I TOLD them to go easy on the iron supplements, but did they listen??? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

And gays STILL can't get married?

Is it any coincidence, that their children are named Rusty and Tin-a?

"Yeah, I hear the name of this piece is called: "Broken Home." I guess the artist hasn't quite mastered subtlety, yet."

"Damn kids today, with their fancy new alloys and shiny finishes. Why in my day..."

"Hurry honey! Get the Adonis DNA now! We can still save this family & not completely fall apart!"

People often leave offerings at the Door-to-Door Salesman Memorial.

Terminators are so cute when they're young.

Jimmy, your sister tells us she saw you polishing your chrome......

Welcome to the M.C. Escher Playground.

"Sally! Don't go near them! They've rusted and it will spread like a cheap hooker!" "Larry! Go wash your mouth out with antifreeze!"

The Tin Man may have needed a heart, but his cock was working just fine.

"Mom, Dad! Have you seen Aunt Dorothy? Or Toto, for that matter? How could you have missed the tornado that just came through here?!"

"I'm really sick of people remarking about about my "rustic" lifestyle. The next person that says that is getting their heart ripped out of their chest."

"And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you metaling kids!"

"Weird garden gnomes, Dave."

What Would WD-40 Do?

We shall call him... Martin Shine...

Rusty and Mabel Surfer didn't have the heart to tell the kids, Sylvie and Silver, that they were adopted.

Hi, kids! We're you - from THE FUTURE! Just kidding. Now, move it!

After banging down a seven-gram rock, Charlie Sheen decided to rebuild his broken family using an arc welder, some scrap metal and his Adonis DNA.

They were an attractive AND conductive family.

Trevor's parents were really rusty when it came to showing affection. It explains a lot.

"Listen, it's a long story & I suppose it's time we came clean already. A long time ago, your mother had an affair with a T-1000..."

"Good news everybody! We're heading to the Gulf of Mexico for our vacation! There should still be plenty of oil for everybody!"

In the year 2314, explorers of the fallout had finally stumbled upon the machines that were once raged against so very long ago.

The old models descend, the T2s ascend...Must be Terminator New Year again.

Ward, you really habe been hard on the Beaver lately. And by Beaver, I mean my vagina.

Honey the kids have been playing in baking soda and water again.

"There is no bathroom!"