Craptions Classics March 17, 2011

Of course, they're adopted. The kids are obviously Polish.

Thomas Calnan

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The tin man didn't have a heart and the tin woman didn't have birth control.

PantherQuest

When the Tin Woman gave birth to shiny steel twins, the Tin Man knew she€™d been smelting with someone else.

Mario!!!

Obviously, it means dull parents can have bright kids.

jonnyt

You kids think you're better than us because you're shiny? Just wait till you get to our age... or it rains.

ButtChocolate

Later that night, Trevor left his family to go to the foundry and got hammered.

Backinblack

€œI see the Osbourne€™s aren€™t the only heavy metal family in the neighborhood.€

Mario!!!

It's become increasingly common for metallic couples to adopt outside their particular alloy.

RodneyHardman

So THIS is why I should take anti-oxidants!

Mothra24

It's beautiful to see mixed-metal families.

RodneyHardman

"Fe2O3.nH2O! Fe2O3.nH2O! Nyaa nyaa nya nya nyaaa!"

jonnyt

"Kids! We're not that rusted! Please don't put us in a home!"

Mothra24

Daaaadddd!!! Timmy won't stop sticking magnets on me!

TroidDoes

€œYes, of course you can hug your grandpa, but be careful because he dents easily.€

Mario!!!

They were named the greenest family in the country because they can actually recycle themselves.

Mario!!!
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