Craptions Classics March 16, 2011

Bill was a great dentist. He was terrible at marketing, though.

Thomas Calnan

Other Craptions

Oh sure, HERE it's art. Handed in during 2nd grade art class and it's "a sign of deep mental disturbance and we recommend counseling."

TroidDoes

The mouth from the Dairy Queen commercials was finally caught after a two week manhunt. The families of the victims suggested public shaming.

RustyVenture

Vlad the Impressionist.

TroidDoes

Pedro had been listening to the Rolling Stones during his lunch break. Now, his mind only knew of one thing: Paint it black.

Glorpinator

Kind of a weird St. Patrick's Day Parade float Dave.

TroidDoes

Next up: Goth my house.

Deleterious

With the huge success of Twilight, the blood bank takes a new approach to get more customers.

cireone

The concept for "Twilight: The Ride" didn't really end up matching with the books...

ButtChocolate

"Paint me, Seymour!"

RodneyHardman

Cool... I think we've finally found the Republican Headquarters!

Rhymenstein

"This thing is even more incomprehensible than the plotline of Terminal Velocity! And, that was one stupid ass movie!"

Glorpinator

Bill what are you doing with my ladder and...Hey! Is that my leather sofa up there!?!

Leonidis

Ah...this must be Wall Street.

TroidDoes

Where is the Abraham Van Helsing billboard when you need it.

foxyfalcon
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