Craptions Classics March 15, 2011

Not what I meant when I said we should drink a whole case tonight.

DizzleDrizzle

Other Craptions

Somewhere, a genie is growing very impatient with baggage claim.

DiscipleofBob

"Sure, you drank it all, but to be a real man, you have to eat the suitcase."

jtklove

We were only going to send a message, but of course the wife had to pack her make-up, a hair-dryer, shampoo, her nice shoes, 3 pairs of sunglasses, a back-up purse, perfume...

metsfan

The new TSA packing guidelines are ridiculous...!

ButtChocolate

With a sinking sensation, John realized where he'd left his keys.

AlainaHammond

Coincidentally, the chest inside is where he keeps all of his bottles.

ButtChocolate

The crowd roared at David Blaine€™s latest feat, where he locked up Carrot Top in the comic's own prop trunk and then magically sealed it in a glass bottle.

Mario!!!

Bottle of red, bottle of white...it all depends upon your Samsonite.

TroidDoes

They are making it harder and harder to get into Narnia.

Julius_Goat

€œFuck, you leave your bag unattended for 1 minute these days and they quarantine it.€

Mario!!!

Because a fanny pack in a bottle just makes you look like another tourist.

Julius_Goat

€œIt€™s just my wife€™s creative way of sending me the message that she knows about my mistress and that she€™s kicking me out of the house.€

satanity

Amy's Winehouse.

Wonkypops

Yes, I know you said you had a lot of weird baggage, but I thought you were referring to childhood memories. So no, I don't have a handcart.

Julius_Goat
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