Craptions Classics March 15, 2011

Not what I meant when I said we should drink a whole case tonight.

DizzleDrizzle

Other Craptions

Somewhere, a genie is growing very impatient with baggage claim.

DiscipleofBob

"Sure, you drank it all, but to be a real man, you have to eat the suitcase."

jtklove

We were only going to send a message, but of course the wife had to pack her make-up, a hair-dryer, shampoo, her nice shoes, 3 pairs of sunglasses, a back-up purse, perfume...

metsfan

The new TSA packing guidelines are ridiculous...!

ButtChocolate

With a sinking sensation, John realized where he'd left his keys.

AlainaHammond

Coincidentally, the chest inside is where he keeps all of his bottles.

ButtChocolate

The crowd roared at David Blaine’s latest feat, where he locked up Carrot Top in the comic's own prop trunk and then magically sealed it in a glass bottle.

Mario!!!

Bottle of red, bottle of white...it all depends upon your Samsonite.

TroidDoes

They are making it harder and harder to get into Narnia.

Julius_Goat

“Fuck, you leave your bag unattended for 1 minute these days and they quarantine it.”

Mario!!!

Because a fanny pack in a bottle just makes you look like another tourist.

Julius_Goat

“It’s just my wife’s creative way of sending me the message that she knows about my mistress and that she’s kicking me out of the house.”

satanity

Amy's Winehouse.

Wonkypops

Yes, I know you said you had a lot of weird baggage, but I thought you were referring to childhood memories. So no, I don't have a handcart.

Julius_Goat
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