Before we do this, I feel obligated to tell you, I have termites.
"I'm going to get into her pants. I know exactly which strings to pull to make it happen."
Pinocchio always wanted to be a real boy...But he couldn't pass up a fine piece of Oak like that!
There's Something About Marionette.
â€œStop freaking out Lucy. I told you itâ€™s just morning wood.â€
Later that day, they formed a splinter cell.
"You ever feel like we're just being hopelessly strung along? That we're not really in control of our own destinies? I think about stuff like that ALL the time."
"Splinter? I hardly knew her!"
Sonny and Cher are another act that suffered from the invention of Hi-def TV.
The date was going well, until they crossed paths with a ceiling fan.
Pull the string that pulls my finger.
â€œMaybe I have pencil dick NOW. But, before I started humping your dry-as-sandpaper cooch, I was packing a Redwood down there.â€
"Did you know that I was the body double in Team America?"
â€œOne of these days, we will escape and run away from all of this to Hollywood and become Muppets.â€
The puppet master place his puppets down on the ground, undid his pants, and let the real puppet show begin.