Craptions Classics March 13, 2011

No. I will not play Freebird. Please stop asking.

crumulent

Other Craptions

He tried his new pipes on Medusa..but it didn't Pan out..

smoochy

"One time in ancient band camp..."

HillBillyDragon

That bird built one fuck of a nest.

Pieter

It's sad to think that there was a time when that bird was only allowed to drink from the left fountain.

Thomas Calnan

Bongs have come so far.

Ceris

One Flew Over Caligula's Head

Glorpinator

"I came, I cawed, I conquered."

Glorpinator

No one really cared if birds shit on the statue of Richard the Cocksucker.

Thomas Calnan

He was a great man. But he had no idea how to use binoculars.

Thomas Calnan

Bird: Shit head. Statue: Blow me.

Mothra24

It is believed that beer was first brewed by the ancient Egyptians. Rome, however, is often credited for the invention of the beer bong.

TroidDoes

Blackie was a very gifted scupltor. His medium? Guano.

Mothra24

Much like Socrates taught Plato who taught Aristotle, Felascius taught Culingus who taught Jenna Jameson.

RodneyHardman

Hitchcock originally intended to set "The Birds" in ancient Greece.

AlainaHammond
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