Craptions Classics March 12, 2011

Michael Bay Presents: Fishing

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The first baptism in the Mississippi River after the BP oil spill did not go well.

Axplace

And the producers finally found a season ending to Jersey Shore that pleased everyone: just nuking the damn house.

jakflak

Eye Witness Testimony: "Everything was fine until the Pop-Rocks truck lost traction and collided with the Coca-Cola Van..."

Discorocks

Rammstein don't even bother playing music any more.

Ashazard

Everyone was quite surprised. Well...we assume they were surprised. Without eyebrows, it was tough to tell.

TroidDoes

"You know what I really hate? Giant, unstoppable, all-devouring hellfires. Wait a second... There's one right behind me, isn't there?"

Linux fan

"Dude, I think they're just pumping KISS through the PA system and using a ton of pyrotechnics to cover up the fact that the band's not really here."

billfold

So he actually said "termite" when I thought he said "thermite" haha! Anyway, we put out heads together and started this exterminator business

CaptainTaneil

Sparklers were always kinda lame when I was a kid, but somehow, Uncle Jake made them work better.

Malaclips

"Safety first everyone! Here are some straw hats."

Deleterious

"Ok, that beats Rock."

oskhen

And Dave learned the hard way never to eat Pasta and Anti-pasta the same night.

jakflak

Okay god a burning bush is one thing but this is just showing off.

foxyfalcon

Arson: You're doing it, right?

AlainaHammond
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