"And when it stood upright, everyone realized the 2nd gunman WAS the Grassy Knoll!"
I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
Nope - still not the proper use of a comma
Even the tumbleweeds in Los Angeles are hipsters.
"I didn't use a name brand weed killer, and now look at the son of a bitch."
Previously, On Lost...
My girlfriend made this really great comma, but you don't want to see her period.
"Soooooo....when can we smoke it, Dave?"
5 minutes later, John Deere surrendered.
It was inevitable. The mullet would become self aware, hop off the head, and grow 15 feet tall.
That's the last time I let Ace Ventura trim my hedges.
Mothra didn't like to talk about his teenage cousin.
"Miracle Grow's a hell of a drug."
Take me to your gardener.