Craptions Classics March 11, 2011

"And when it stood upright, everyone realized the 2nd gunman WAS the Grassy Knoll!"

sacvile

Other Craptions

I fought the lawn and the lawn won.

Julius_Goat

Nope - still not the proper use of a comma

bcanders

Even the tumbleweeds in Los Angeles are hipsters.

Kill_By_Deth

"I didn't use a name brand weed killer, and now look at the son of a bitch."

hadleydb

Previously, On Lost...

AlainaHammond

My girlfriend made this really great comma, but you don't want to see her period.

Bator

"Soooooo....when can we smoke it, Dave?"

jtklove

5 minutes later, John Deere surrendered.

Backinblack

It was inevitable. The mullet would become self aware, hop off the head, and grow 15 feet tall.

hadleydb

That's the last time I let Ace Ventura trim my hedges.

Mario!!!

Mothra didn't like to talk about his teenage cousin.

Deleterious

"Miracle Grow's a hell of a drug."

Glorpinator

Take me to your gardener.

foxyfalcon
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