"You're about to join the billion other people who got served."
"Eat? No, Mr. McDonald, I expect you to diet."
It would have been an amazing fight had it not been minimally waged.
As an American, I am so damn proud of this.
"Hello. My name is Ronald McDonald. You killed my Grimace. Prepare to die."
"No, sir, sadly you are mistaken. I believe, that it is MY milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard."
Finally, an episode of Iron Chef Japan that I can relate to!
The Final Fantasy franchise is REALLY running out of ideas
It was over in seconds. Because that's what fast-feud is all about.
Commuters were outraged when the mere appearance of these two immediately clogged all the downtown arteries.
â€œI know we have had our differences, but we must band together to take down our mutual enemy, that Subway health freak know as Jared.â€
[Poorly dubbed] "Your special sauce will be no match for my herbs and spices."
"It's time to Beat the Meat. Wait- that didn't come out rightâ€¦"
"The first rule of Fry Clubâ€¦"
I got no beef with you, chicken man.