Craptions Classics March 10, 2011

"You're about to join the billion other people who got served."

evnzro

Other Craptions

"Eat? No, Mr. McDonald, I expect you to diet."

Glorpinator

It would have been an amazing fight had it not been minimally waged.

Michael_Dukakis

As an American, I am so damn proud of this.

HMS_Ford

"Hello. My name is Ronald McDonald. You killed my Grimace. Prepare to die."

Julius_Goat

"No, sir, sadly you are mistaken. I believe, that it is MY milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard."

Glorpinator

Finally, an episode of Iron Chef Japan that I can relate to!

shiningstarra

The Final Fantasy franchise is REALLY running out of ideas

JetGirl

It was over in seconds. Because that's what fast-feud is all about.

Axplace

Commuters were outraged when the mere appearance of these two immediately clogged all the downtown arteries.

jonnyt

€œI know we have had our differences, but we must band together to take down our mutual enemy, that Subway health freak know as Jared.€

Mario!!!

[Poorly dubbed] "Your special sauce will be no match for my herbs and spices."

ChaseMitchell

"It's time to Beat the Meat. Wait- that didn't come out right€"

Wonkypops

"The first rule of Fry Club€"

Wonkypops

I got no beef with you, chicken man.

BluDuck
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