Give Egypt time. They're not used to free expression yet.
Superman uses his Kryptonian strength to push the Earth away from the meteor strike, safe from harm.
€œIt€™s definitely an upgrade from his performance yesterday. At least today he€™s wearing clothes.€
Javier didn't pay his gravity bill? I got no sympathy for him.
There's never a good time for diarrhea. Sometimes are worse than others, though.
Just be glad he isn't Scottish.
There are other things you can do for a Klondike bar. Easier things.
The Red Ranger had trouble finding work after the 90s
Some items on a Bucket List should be left unrealized.
Oddly, this medieval chastity belt wasn't what kept this man from getting laid.
Hear no dignity, see no dignity.
They needed a superhero. Instead, they got a severely inebriated schizophrenic performance artist. "Let's Get Medieval". Coming this fall to CBS.
Quitting smoking, day 3...
He thinks he€™s the town jester. They think he€™s the town drunk. You know what, they€™re both right.