Craptions Classics March 09, 2011

Give Egypt time. They're not used to free expression yet.

TheSicilian

Other Craptions

Superman uses his Kryptonian strength to push the Earth away from the meteor strike, safe from harm.

WarrenMockles

“It’s definitely an upgrade from his performance yesterday. At least today he’s wearing clothes.”

Mario!!!

Javier didn't pay his gravity bill? I got no sympathy for him.

Julius_Goat

"Stop! Pantomime!"

Glorpinator

There's never a good time for diarrhea. Sometimes are worse than others, though.

bcanders

Just be glad he isn't Scottish.

Backinblack

There are other things you can do for a Klondike bar. Easier things.

Julius_Goat

The Red Ranger had trouble finding work after the 90s

pianoman69

Some items on a Bucket List should be left unrealized.

HMS_Ford

Oddly, this medieval chastity belt wasn't what kept this man from getting laid.

DireCrow

Hear no dignity, see no dignity.

Michael_Dukakis

They needed a superhero. Instead, they got a severely inebriated schizophrenic performance artist. "Let's Get Medieval". Coming this fall to CBS.

Glorpinator

Quitting smoking, day 3...

AlainaHammond

He thinks he’s the town jester. They think he’s the town drunk. You know what, they’re both right.

Mario!!!
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