Give Egypt time. They're not used to free expression yet.
Superman uses his Kryptonian strength to push the Earth away from the meteor strike, safe from harm.
“It’s definitely an upgrade from his performance yesterday. At least today he’s wearing clothes.”
Javier didn't pay his gravity bill? I got no sympathy for him.
There's never a good time for diarrhea. Sometimes are worse than others, though.
Just be glad he isn't Scottish.
There are other things you can do for a Klondike bar. Easier things.
The Red Ranger had trouble finding work after the 90s
Some items on a Bucket List should be left unrealized.
Oddly, this medieval chastity belt wasn't what kept this man from getting laid.
Hear no dignity, see no dignity.
They needed a superhero. Instead, they got a severely inebriated schizophrenic performance artist. "Let's Get Medieval". Coming this fall to CBS.
Quitting smoking, day 3...
He thinks he’s the town jester. They think he’s the town drunk. You know what, they’re both right.