Other Craptions

Superman uses his Kryptonian strength to push the Earth away from the meteor strike, safe from harm.

“It’s definitely an upgrade from his performance yesterday. At least today he’s wearing clothes.”

Javier didn't pay his gravity bill? I got no sympathy for him.

"Stop! Pantomime!"

There's never a good time for diarrhea. Sometimes are worse than others, though.

Just be glad he isn't Scottish.

There are other things you can do for a Klondike bar. Easier things.

The Red Ranger had trouble finding work after the 90s

Some items on a Bucket List should be left unrealized.

Oddly, this medieval chastity belt wasn't what kept this man from getting laid.

Hear no dignity, see no dignity.

They needed a superhero. Instead, they got a severely inebriated schizophrenic performance artist. "Let's Get Medieval". Coming this fall to CBS.

Quitting smoking, day 3...

He thinks he’s the town jester. They think he’s the town drunk. You know what, they’re both right.

"Chad, do we have to go through this EVERY TIME you find a penny?"

Five minutes later, the Mayans surrendered.

If there is a God, a bull will charge him in 3 2 1...

"Tonight, on all new Tijuana's Funniest Home Videos..."

"What, and get my expensive Italian leather boots dirty? I DON'T THINK SO...!"

He's a street performer... you don't want to know where to put the change...

"That's not how gravity works, Dave."

Spontaneous breakdancing can strike anyone at any time. You have been warned.

The Biggest Asshole In Lebanon is not the tourist attraction people think it is.

In Nicaragua, doing this in front of a congregation is the gravest insult imaginable.

Assassin's Creep.

It's a trap!!!

It's fun to be psychotic!

In 2011, Twisted Jester would assault the rock world with "I Wanna Mime" & then fade away into oblivion forever.

Why do people think the Renaissance was so enlightened?

"Needs more Taco Bell."

Working for the Renaissance Festival: Obstacle or Opportunity?

Don't you just hate it when someone shows up wearing the same outfit as you?

I know it looks boring now, but just wait until they toss the baby elephant onto his feet.

Ants In The Pants would quickly strike without warning & send the world into a pandemic state. The itching & scratching would be almost relentless for decades to come.

Your move spinal column.

"I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air & I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."

There really is a good reason they're caste as "Untouchables" in India...

"Wait. Which way is up, again? Man, those pills are really starting to work their magic, now! Soon, I'll be walking on water!"

... and the winner of the award for weirdest-porno-introduction ever goes to ...

He's trying really hard to get pregnant.

Newly ordained Scientologist Charlie Sheen travels to Soviet Russia to audition for a spot on Lady Gaga's dance team. France saw the display and immediately surrendered. Your move, John Cryer.

"Yoga! Yoga! Yoga!"

I see London, I France, I need three more years of therapy.

His parents were relieved he'd given up the accordion.

Man, I hate it when the Red Baron shows up

Red Dead Inception

Not pictured: Monkey collecting money

Sacha Baron Cohen really needs some attention.

South America's Got Talent, ironically enough, did not possess ANY at all. It was canceled after the first commercial break.