Craptions Classics March 08, 2011

If Mario has taught me anything, it's that that thing will probably try to kill you...

ThePoop

Other Craptions

Are you Sarah Connor?

bcanders

Someone is about to fail their random drug test.

db3300

The hotel got the balloon artist. The kids party got the hooker.

EnzoHonda

I'm you. From the future.

bcanders

It was a horrible thought, but Annie knew that she could be the top valet again with just a little help from a safety pin.

Thomas Calnan

Being new to the world of serial raping, Bob had a lot to learn about camouflage.

yetiking

"I'm Irish on my mothers side, my father was a condom."

Michael_Dukakis

"And when I get that feeling, I want sexual helium. Sexual helium, oh baby. Makes me feel so fine."

Glorpinator

"oh great... these guys never tip"

iantendo

"Give me a blow job, and you'll talk hilariously squeaky for days..."

ThePoop

Thinking quickly, Tammy the security guard, grabbed it, rubbed it against her shirt, and stuck it to the wall.

Axplace

Mighty Morphin Flower Power Ranger.

Glorpinator

Dude, you should really stay out of the sun.

TalkToPizza

Your move LSD.

TroidDoes
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