Other Craptions

“No, I already told you I’m not putting in a purple unicorn with a fiery tail because I want people to take this seriously.”

Pink Floyd's The Wall was an entirely different experience for the Japanese. It's just how they are, sometimes.

And this is your brain on Tigerblood. Any questions?

Scientology is a very strange religion. Awesome stained glass windows though.

"You know that feeling you get when your mantis horse is stuck on an island above a squid being attacked by pokemon balls while anthropomorphic penises try to escape from diving helmets? Yeah, that was the emotion I was trying to convey."

I don't know what it's advertising, but I'll buy six of them.

Strangely, when the artist takes acid, he only hallucinates himself doing the laundry.

High school mascots in Japan are pretty damn awesome.

Not Pictured: Dozens of passerby suffering seizures.

“No! This will not do at all. Tentacles! It needs a lot more tentacles!”

"I've changed my mind- I want to take the blue pill."

The muralist has both ADD and OCD. There may not be a coherent theme to his work, but the pictures are *PERFECT*.

“Hey Dave, I hate to tell you this, but your painting the mural on the wrong building.”

Your move, Matt Groening.

What the world looks like to Gary Busey.

The Crips agreed that it was a masterwork for what it was. They would however, still have to kill Jeff for painting over their tags.

I don't know what the fuck it is, but I'm throwing a PokeBall at it.

The metal framing makes it look a little busy.

The Japanese ad campaign for Tampax is often seen as a little strange to Westerners.

Jesus, we still haven't caught them all yet?

Found Waldo.

Your move, Dr. Freud.

Actually, it's German. I know, right?

This mural was so wild, they had to secure it behind bars.

Dali's "The Persistence of WTF"

He had achieved the impossible. He managed to successfully document the world's first instance of an actual SNAFUBAR.

I call it "Dad, you wasted your money paying for my art-school tuition"

"Tentacle Rape: The Movie" now in theaters everywhere!

Charlie Sheen's blood under the microscope. Note...no tigers.

Yeah, I remember my first acid trip, too.

"Now slide the pieces back to their original places"

Mr. Sheen proves to the world once again that he does indeed have a different brain fueled by tiger blood.

"There, just fixed that bit on the leg. Phew, that would've looked weird otherwise."

Bipolar graffiti artists are easy to spot.

Lady Gaga, Michael Bay. France surrenders right away. Gary Busey, Charlie Sheen. Sarah Jessica Parker? That's too mean. M. Night Shyamalan getting his inner Tim Burton on. Not pictured: Mom? Dad? Stopping here, getting cut off would be bad.

The new Arby's menu is really confusing.

"I wanted an under sea theme. Start over."

So I take it, that Hieronymus Bosch was reincarnated as a Japanese Gangsta, to paint this dope shizzle...

"Forget it, Jake, It's Chinatown Delivery. They have the best eggrolls. My treat."

It says "Honey, I'm sorry, please take me back" in nerd.

The revised logo for the London Olympics was a vast improvement over the original.

...Yeah well it doesen't matter...we'll just call it anime and those stupid Americans will put it on the Cartoon Network.

ADD: the motion picture

"Welcome to Tentacle World. Please remove all clothing and step to the right."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, if you all look to your left-hand side, you can see the giant tentacle monster that's been following us ever since I dropped those pills."

"We are Nightmare Fuel! Do not let our warm cuddly appearances fool you!"

I call it "Busey-rah vs. Sheen-Zilla."

Was it over when Charlie Sheen bombed Pearl Harbor?!?

"Look, Dave. It's my church. I'm the minister. I asked you to paint it white. I understand your need to be creative, but - wait, is that CTHULHU?!? Just fuck off Dave. Fuck off!"