Other Craptions

"That's bullshit!" said the tortoise.

The Crash Bandicoot live action looks.. under-funded, to say the least.

One thing was certain: The zoo had NEVER seen an escape like that.

After years of searching Wile E. Coyote finally tracks down the Roadrunner at a hotel in San Dimas, California. The ensuing bloodbath would be unlike anything county officials had ever seen.

If anyone found out that Firefox was meeting Internet Explorer at a seedy motel....there would be far too many questions...

It was a strange request, but hell these bachelorette parties won't do themselves.

Which senator is this, and what will his excuse be?

Since the UK hunting ban, urban foxes are beginning to reintegrate. This one is a social worker.

Santa may have his magic sleigh, but the Easter Bunny is a Harley man.

Sure, he may look cool...but he's left a trail of broken, fuzzy hearts all across the country. Please, spay and neuter your biker pets.

After they legalized gambling Sesame Street was never the same.

"Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange."

The truly sad thing is this was the sanest thing Charlie Sheen has done all week.

"Ostracised, shunned by society- it never ends. I mean, you eat one baby…"

My, what big dual exhaust pipes you have!

Sadly the "Sanford and Son" convention misspelled what kind of impersonator they wanted.

Born To Be Where The Wild Things Are.

Prostitutes: taking disguise to a whole new level.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a dyke, Fuzzy Wuzzy rode a bike, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't really a he, was she?

"Now I can finally keep up with Sonic!"

Moments later, he met a beautiful falcon.

With his fox costume and his hatred for late 1970s hotel architecture, Lenny's grudge was the most esoteric on record.

He's gonna hop on his bike and go looking for some tail.

If I'm being followed by a furry on a motorcycle, I probably won't be going back to that hotel.

It was a bit awkward at work Monday morning when Bob, new to furry lifestyle learned that you only dressed up that way on weekends.

I thought the motorcycle was making the growling sound, turns out it was the rider.

Steve was about to learn a horrible, embarrassing truth...this was not a costume party.

"He's not wearing a helmet! Wow, what a rebellious asshole! Quick, somebody take a picture, before he gets away!"

He meets secretly in hotel rooms with politicians

"I'd be afraid but he's just too damned cute!"

The Fox and the Hog

By this point, his blood-carrot level was off the charts.

Fed up with Deleterious' crude commentary, Foxy would seek him out & settle the score once & for all.

He's staying in the hen house suite.

Fox knew this was the place he could take a chick and eat her.

Kangaroo Jack 2: Outbackhanding the Bitches

"I wish people would stop asking me if I'm a daredevil. Do I look like a Tasmanian to you?!"

"I'm here to count your chickens. What, the un-hatched ones? Just put them over there in one basket."

A photographer finally caught the highest level scientologists gathering for a meeting.

I think I know "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"...

Fox checked in and headed for the bar. Things went fine until around 11pm when the farmer showed up carrying a gun. This was a shot that Fox didn't order.

"I'm king of the world! Huh? Really? The convention isn't until next week?"

Tired of being hassled by the cops, the motorcycle gang members decide to disguise themselves.

Moments later, he met a....Damn it Warren.

Tired of getting driven out of towns by local law enforcement, the gang decide that from now on, they'd be herded out.

"Hi, escort service? Uhm... there seems to be a misunderstanding. I asked for MEGAN fox."

For years he drifted around around the country, riding the endless roads trying to find some meaning in his life.He should have never that Roadrunner.

To a furry, dressing in a Ballroom-appropriate way means extra fabric around the crotch.

As it turned out, Renaldo had made a wrong turn back in Albuquerque.