Craptions Classics March 04, 2011

As he looked to the right, he slowly grew in value.

Heythatrhymes

Other Craptions

Show the court where king Midas touched you.

lumberjef

The Silver Surfer always felt he was adopted for some reason.

Bator

There are easier ways to sneak into the Oscars.

MrBillESQ

When their teenage son brought home a bronze girl, they were ashamed.

Leonidis

They may look like Oscars but after they are married they will gain weight and become Golden Globes.

hadleydb

"So sparkley and I still can't find her Glitterous."

hadleydb

"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to dance!"

Thomas Calnan

'Saturday Night Fever' is a terrible, terrible disease.

Thomas Calnan

"I know it's not polite to ask a lady, but... are those pyrite?"

Bator

€œGoldman, party of two? Your table€™s ready.€

Mario!!!

She secretly wants him to Goldfinger her.

Mothra24

€œNo, my name€™s not Oscar. Why does everybody keep asking me that?€

Mario!!!

This is what happens when normal humans take "Charlie Sheen"

jesspa

Victims of a serial killer the police have now dubbed "Bedazzler Bill".

jtklove
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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