Just a bit to the left....there. Hold it. Hold it. We're picking up channel 24 again. Don't move.
I'm thinking maybe our secret handshake is a little TOO elaborate.
And that was the last time Dave tried to set up anything from Ikea.
Your first time was in the back of a Volkswagen? Pfft..big deal. My first time....
Fact: One in every million light bulbs comes with tiny people inside.
Foreplay for members of Cirque du Soleil is a bit complicated.
â€œAh man, theyâ€™re not really flying. Look you can totally see the wires.â€
I just don't get the Scientologist mating ritual.
When ratings for Dancing With the Stars took a dip, the producers decided to place hidden traps on the stage to make things more interesting.
And another Cracked intern braves the 'handshake of death' on a drunken command from Brockway.
Black Swan II: Electric Boogaloo
Being a paperclip can be hard work
Man, is it ever tough to open a new bank account these days
Honey, are you sure you spelled "Hammock" correctly in the ordering form?
Using the power of the Force, Anakin and Padme attempt sexual positions that even masters of the Karma Sutra can only dream about.