Craptions Classics March 03, 2011

Just a bit to the left....there. Hold it. Hold it. We're picking up channel 24 again. Don't move.

DanDavis

Other Craptions

I'm thinking maybe our secret handshake is a little TOO elaborate.

AlainaHammond

And that was the last time Dave tried to set up anything from Ikea.

jakflak

Your first time was in the back of a Volkswagen? Pfft..big deal. My first time....

sharonp

Fact: One in every million light bulbs comes with tiny people inside.

zero82

Foreplay for members of Cirque du Soleil is a bit complicated.

scottcsmith

“Ah man, they’re not really flying. Look you can totally see the wires.”

satanity

I just don't get the Scientologist mating ritual.

Mario!!!

When ratings for Dancing With the Stars took a dip, the producers decided to place hidden traps on the stage to make things more interesting.

Mario!!!

And another Cracked intern braves the 'handshake of death' on a drunken command from Brockway.

jakflak

Black Swan II: Electric Boogaloo

TheSicilian

Honey, are you sure you spelled "Hammock" correctly in the ordering form?

Lewton

Being a paperclip can be hard work

metsfan

Man, is it ever tough to open a new bank account these days

bcanders

Using the power of the Force, Anakin and Padme attempt sexual positions that even masters of the Karma Sutra can only dream about.

Mario!!!
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