Everyone decided to wait for the next bus.
The FIrst Annual Clay Pride Parade.
Nobody just walks into Mordor. They provide free shuttle service.
"If you kids don't shut up I will turn this chariot around and drive us all straight back to HELL!"
And STILL TSA claims the scanners are harmless.
After losing the landmark court case, “Mole-People v. North Pole”, Santa was forced to become an equal opportunity employer.
there aren't enough preciouses to go around
Tim Burton's "Gumby".
You'd think a chariot to the underworld would at least have some damned cupholders.
Uh, I think there's been some kind of mistake. We were supposed to go in a handbasket.
It runs on good old fashioned nightmare fuel.
Cast and crew of Survivor: Chernobyl.
Tim Burton remakes The Grapes of Wrath
“I think the hottie on the right is flirting with me.” “She’s picking bugs off her baby and eating them.” “Yeah, but she’s looking at me the whole time and licking her lips. I'm gonna ask her out.”
“I don’t care if it’s culturally insensitive. The Pigmy float at the Rose Parade absolutely sucked this year.”