Craptions Classics March 02, 2011

Everyone decided to wait for the next bus.

Thomas Calnan

Other Craptions

The FIrst Annual Clay Pride Parade.

ED_209

Nobody just walks into Mordor. They provide free shuttle service.

Malaclips

"If you kids don't shut up I will turn this chariot around and drive us all straight back to HELL!"

ButtChocolate

And STILL TSA claims the scanners are harmless.

sharonp

After losing the landmark court case, “Mole-People v. North Pole”, Santa was forced to become an equal opportunity employer.

RevolutionTime

there aren't enough preciouses to go around

Leonidis

Tim Burton's "Gumby".

MattBlack

You'd think a chariot to the underworld would at least have some damned cupholders.

MrBillESQ

Uh, I think there's been some kind of mistake. We were supposed to go in a handbasket.

Thomas Calnan

It runs on good old fashioned nightmare fuel.

jtklove

Cast and crew of Survivor: Chernobyl.

Axplace

Tim Burton remakes The Grapes of Wrath

gypsy61

“I think the hottie on the right is flirting with me.” “She’s picking bugs off her baby and eating them.” “Yeah, but she’s looking at me the whole time and licking her lips. I'm gonna ask her out.”

Mario!!!

“I don’t care if it’s culturally insensitive. The Pigmy float at the Rose Parade absolutely sucked this year.”

Mario!!!
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