Other Craptions

Sure, it looks bad ass. Then you find out it started as Kirk vs. Piccard argument.

If only their parents had worn that much protection years earlier, this all could have been averted.

I wish cracked would stop taking pictures off of my facebook

I see we've decided to allow natural selection to take its course again.

Hey Canada! We just made hockey awesome.

The battle to end all battles that would determine the fate of all mankind paused for a moment because a car was coming.

It starts with an idea, then a few grams of coke take it to a whole new level.

As bad as this is, Americans will STILL watch this over soccer.

When you finally find the one you're meant to kill, you'll know.

"This is CINCINNATI!!!"

Any sport where the referee can drink a beer while officiating is automatically awesome.

"I'm going to pound you so hard you won't walk straight for a week! That didn't come out right did it?"

"Damn it, Steven! It's pivot, thrust, twirl, lunge! Not pivot, twirl, thrust, lunge! We'll never be the next American Gladiators with those moves!

Some part of Hanukkah we don't even try explaining to Gentiles.

Cant we just flip a coin to decide who gets the last piece of pizza?

In Holland, croquet is a contact sport.

"You know, when I said I wanted to get hammered earlier, this isn't what I meant at all!"

The usual crowd showed up again at the Brolympics.

"Ok Mr Shaw, I'm just going to test your reflexes"

These boys have issues. They are clearly mallet-justed. (Please don't hit me, I used to play this sport as a kid without the helmet...)

Welcome to the world of EXTREME croquet

Most good inventions are 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration. Most shitty inventions are 1 percent cold weather and 99 percent Milwaukee's Best.

“Luke, give in to the dark side of the force, you hoser.” “Take off, eh. The power of the force will stop you.”

Before the advent of calling "shotgun," the person who got to sit in front was the person who was still alive.

The last thing Paul remembered was passing out at a frat party. When he came to, he found himself with giant hammer in hand on the attack. "Fuck, I love college" he thought to himself.

Yet another winter sport that Canadians can crush Americans in. And still, no one will care.

"Stop crying kids, we have to do this- I can't afford to convert the attic, so one of you has to go."

Darwin Award in three ... two ... one ...

Thunder Dumb: Two dignities enter, no dignity leaves.

Boulevard of Sadsack Dreams

Not a good time for John to tell Sam he was dating his sister.

Although Nevada bans dog fighting, for some reason "Downs Syndrome Fights" are still legal.

In Holland, they take croquet seriously. Very, very seriously.

FINISH HIM!!! And by him, I mean the douchebag with the freaking Starbucks.

Gonna put the hammer down. Pedal to the middle... of the street.

"Wait! Let's team up and go after the Road Runner together!"

Case Study: The effect of Super Smash Brother's on teen violence.

They knew that fighting the ground would be hard, but they came prepared.

Snake Pliskin in Escape From Hobokin

Play It Again Sports stores are one of the main causes of emergency room visits. Well, that mixed with stupidity.

Some people play "H.O.R.S.E" in their driveway. Those people are boring.

"I got the hammer!" "I got the nail!" "Let's go find Chad's mom and get some metaphors up in this bitch!"

Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Thunderdome Street?

"I will destroy you!" "No, I will destroy YOU!" "CAR!!!"

Gladiator - Roadkill.

Yo dawg, we gave you a weapon while you're drinking so you can get hammered while getting hammered.

Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson decided to settle their differences like men.

"I will win that gift card to Arby's bitch!"

I have found there are few problems in life that cannot be solved with a gigantic hammer