Other Craptions

A young Dick Cheney bags his first friend

"Dungeons and Diplomacy sucks... Let's play something else."

"But I don't want to be Archduke Ferdinand"

NObody expects the Grade School Inquisition!

The French revolution was blown out of proportion.

Quentin Tarantino's Little Rascal Basterds. Coming Summer 2011!!!

In Tsarist Russian, Tag was not a game entered into lightly

Unfortunately, Nick shot his eye out. From that day forward he was known as Nck.

8000 B.C.: "Honey, come look at the silly game the kids are playing. They call it 'religion'. Let them be, I'm sure nothing bad can grow out of it."

In my day, school shootings were done with some class...

Life before the internet required interaction with other people, and could be brutal.

"...and we call THIS game Manifest Destiny. It's super fun if you're lily white."

The original Snap, Crackle, and Pop ad campaign nearly ruined Kellogg's.

Actually, their father was just happy to see his triplet sons dressed up in men’s clothing for a change.

"Kind of a lame search party, Dave."

“Son are you sure you wouldn’t like to play a game of catch instead? PLEASE?”

The pope hung out with a rough crowd as a child.

Although embarassing, The Battle of Stanley's Front Yard wasn't the worst defeat the French army had suffered.

"No, Mom, He's my lizard boy. I'll do it."

Little Inglorious Rascals

Do I want to play hunt the dragon?! Is the pope a child murdering psychopath?! Of course I want to play hunt the dragon!

“I’d like to introduce you to MY trinity: A Father’s Shame, My Other Son, and the Holy Shit Just Kill Me Now.”

"I know, let's play multinational U.N. peacekeeper force!"

The family dog had too much self respect to appear in this photograph.

Sometimes underprotective mothers are worse than overprotective ones.

Parents always say they don't pick favorites, but no one ever said anything about picking least favorites.

...and that was the last time Ralphie agreed to be the pinata.

NO! They're too young to be this fabulous!

The most ruthless bounty hunters in the galaxy were assembled to find Han Solo.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sick as shit of hearing about how in the "old days" you were a man at age 12 and expected to put food on the table

You laugh, but 3 out of the 4 are dressed in the latest anti-pedophile Halloween costumes and you can tell by who is NOT left standing whose parents did not choose wisely.

Before rocks-paper-scissors, there was guns-drums-and bibles

A young Dick Cheney b..... DAMN YOU bcanders!!!!!

Those costumes weren't the only things coming out of the closet that day.

They wanted to be The Three Musketeers for Halloween. Their mom wanted them to be cute little toy soldiers. Guess who won?

Did The Little Rascals really need a gritty reboot?

No, we never had school shootings when I was a kid. Unless you count the school firing squad.

The Lollipop Gang don't take no shit.

It's a trap!

"Alright, Jimmy you be the sandbags we take cover behind-BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING POOR! THAT'S WHY!!"

So, a papist, a sailor and a Czarist go hunting together...

"This ends now. Give me the peanut butter sandwich, or I kill Barney here."

The first Halloween ever sucked.

Francois, you FOOL!! Who wears a Cardinal's hat to dragon-slaying!? Get your head in the game.

Ma told them, "You just be careful not to get blood on your best boots".

At the age of 7 Teddy Roosevelt killed his first human.

"A school play without fatalities is merely a pantomime."

The Fab Four went through many formations, before they became the beloved icons we all know & love today.

This moment will NEVER come back to HAUNT us.