Other Craptions

The Dog Whisperer doesn't talk much about his brother

When "whispering" doesn't keep the fucking dog off the couch...

By Rocky XXIII, Mr. Balboa was clearly running out of challenging foes to face off against.

Huh.... and I thought "Box the dog" was a euphemism for masturbation.

"Did you just call my wife a bitch?!"

If this is your first competition with the Kennel Club.. You have to fight.

Unfortunately for Jim the dog was a PETA member undercover.

The first rule of Fight Pup is, you do not talk about Fight Pup. The second rule of Fight Pup is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Pup...

No, Mama. Old Yeller's my dog. I'll do it. (20 minutes later) Shoulda brought the gun.

Korean street vendors don't appreciate when you play with your food.

"It's not the size of the dog in a fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. Also, it helps when you're a boxer."

I've had it with the Dingo references. I didn't eat anybody's baby!

"Scoop your own poop, bitch!"

"Alright, so that's the end of "The Fighter". Next up, "Black Swan". Ginger, where'd you put your tutu?"

"That's it Mr Harrison, very good. And when you wake up your fear of dogs will be gone, and you won't remember of this."

Leash laws were strongly enforced in Dirk County.

Scrappy-Doo had a tough time finding work in his adolescent years.

This was not the dogfight that Snoopy had prepared himself for.

Spike is persistent. If Spike wants to hump your leg, SPIKE WILL HUMP YOUR LEG!

The fight between Scooby Doo and The Red Baron continued on foot after both planes were down.

"I coulda been a caninetender"

With time it became obvious Fight Club needed more rules

After this disaster, Sparky decided to mark his territory the usual way.

The loser gets neutered.

One is a mammal with a brain about the size of an orange that people commonly refer to as a "Boxer." The other is a dog.

What, haven't you seen a dog pound before?

Ivan's guard dog training method is a little unorthodox. But once Fido learns the southpaw technique, no burglar stands a chance.

Everyone feels shocked when they first see this, but the picture doesn't clearly show the dog holding the knife.

Some dogs have to face getting sent to the pound. Some dogs have a pound getting sent to the face.

That's the last time someone would call Rex a 'poodle'.

"My ass goes down in the 5th," thought Fido

Ok, they really need to stop making Rocky movies already.

Your Kung-Fu is no match for my Doggy Style.

"so that's clear, then- human versus terrier, human wins. Next- bear versus goat."

Adrien Brody's career has really hit the skids.

Come on Butchie, shake a paw, shake a paw..... BLAMMO. Ha, Ha.. didn't see that coming did you Butchie?

The ugly truth, behind the scenes at the Westminster Dog Show

I've heard that Tarentino is doing a sequel to Reservoir Dogs.

"Reports of Leg-Rape are up 150% this month....You'd better walk these tough streets prepared to fight for what's yours...."

"Not only do I not feed him, but check this out..." *POW*

"Everybody was man-dog-fighting..."

France's answer to the dog whisperer employs radical techniques, and while the show is quite popular, he has yet to actually train a dog to do anything.

He knew they should stop. This fight would solve nothing. If he would just let him explain, this whole thing could be solved peacefully and rationally. But when there was a break in the action, all he could say was "Woof."

Once again, as ordained by God, man shows dominion over nature.

Because the world still doesn't know what or where Belgium is, Belgians vent their frustration the only way they know how.

"I'm sorry it has to be this way, Rex- I can't afford a vet."

"Sorry mister, we don't cotton to butt sniffers in this town."

Somehow Grandpa's stories of World War 2 dogfights didn't have the same impact after this photo surfaced...

Because Michael Vick is a pussy.