Craptions Classics February 26, 2011

In Soviet Russia, suit picks you up from cleaners on way to work.

puppy528

Other Craptions

it took Edward 10 years to notice his father had ran out on him

sgt.salt

Schroedinger's coat.

Heythatrhymes

It's about time they built a commemorative statue to the Bush/Cheney presidency.

sephiroth3

Having ones nightmares cast in bronze is a highly effective way of overcoming them.

87gn

Somebody took the lab coat off the world's tallest doctor, and the ruse was revealed.

WarrenMockles

"Rosie, I've a feeling we're not in Rapture anymore."

Glorpinator

In this parallel universe, tailors are considered the greatest heroes of all.

AlainaHammond

Proving that his imaginary friend was real was easy. Explaining why he was naked before would be the real challenge.

DizzleDrizzle

After a horrible bio-nuclear accident rendered him invisible, Andre the Giant faked his own death with the help of the British government, and now fights terrorism alongside Agent Nigel of MI6.

billfold

After Doug made a statue of Paul Revere's famous ride, it was brought to his attention that he should have brushed up on his history first.

Pieter

"Seriously, pull my finger. I'm riding the last guy who didn't."

hadleydb

"Jeeves, follow that lovely lady on her chamber maid."

Mario!!!

Bernie Madoff: riding on the shoulders of the biggest Law Suit ever!

Rhymenstein

"No, no, no... It's all right. He's my Secretariat."

Thomas Calnan
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