Craptions Classics February 25, 2011

You usually have to give Scientology at least $50,000 before they’ll show you this.

RevolutionTime

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They realized it was pregnant. Soon, all eyes began to drift toward Captain Kirk, who was suddenly VERY interested in his communicator.

jtklove

The alien claimed to have come to dispense justice. Also, shampoo and conditioner, depending on the nozzle.

jonnyt

“Don't shoot! It’s unarmed.”

Mario!!!

Since he wasn't succesful at making useful sprinklers, Picasso decided to become an artist instead.

Bator

The invasion ended poorly when the Earth women simply grabbed the aliens and shoved them into a drawer next to their beds.

Abaddonalpha

I've heard of blue balls but what the hell is this

burnsabowl

Our new Xornax-5 model allows you to anally probe 3 humans at once. It's ergonomic design also reduces repetitive-strain injuries. It can be yours for only 5 equal payment of 29 quatloos a month.

bcanders

In the latest version of “War of the Worlds,” the aliens are defeated by their love of Earth’s fast food.

Mario!!!

"Don't move....and remember. He's just as unimpressed with you, as you are with him."

GregWorkman

Pixar seems to be running out of ideas, good ones anyway.

Malaclips

The kind of art you can put outside a bedroom window in the middle of the night

metsfan

I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him.

87gn

"To date, I've found the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, Jimmy Hoffa's body and this alien from the 4th dimension. But the mysterious clitoris and the mythical G-Spot continue to elude me."

opey

“Holy crap it just swallowed my Jill whole! What should we do, Mark?” “You keep it here while I go back home and bring my wife out to see it.”

Mario!!!
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