Craptions Classics February 24, 2011

Needless to say, Mom wasn't allowed to do puppet shows at the school carnival anymore

metsfan

Other Craptions

She's an excellent ventriloquist. You can't even see her lips move.

Mothra24

Worst. Quantum leap. Ever.

Zombiecross

He left the seat up.

Heythatrhymes

She warned him that if he didn€™t get his head out of his ass, she would put her foot up it. Oh boy, was he surprised to discover she didn€™t mean up his ass.

Mario!!!

We'll see your foot-binding, China, and we'll raise you.

bcanders

Another stunt in the Spiderman musical goes horribly wrong.

RevolutionTime

Never, NEVER, call a Denny's waitress a "serving wench."

HMS_Ford

€œI know it€™s funny, but this is a professional rehab center. So will everyone please stop giving Ms. Lohan mannequins while she€™s detoxing.€

Mario!!!

I'll take that in a size 9, please.

Mothra24

Her feet smell ... with their noses

bcanders

"Well, well, well James. It would appear that two heads are better then- A DYSFUNCTIONAL LYING SCOUNDREL OF A HUSBAND!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

ThePoop

Oddly enough, his name was Dr. Scholl.

Thomas Calnan

Teresa and Trevor were the most awkward case of conjoined twins ever seen by doctors.

Mothra24

I didn't think she was being literal when she said,"I'm gonna put my fucking foot down your throat."

cireone
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