Other Craptions

"Kind of an uncomfortable bachelor party, Dave."

You do what you can to get adopted

In order to appear less gay, The Backstreet Boys have used these guys as their opening act for years.

I didn't really enjoy the show, but an hour later I needed to see it again.

"Dammit Cheng, you're off beat, you're reaching with the wrong hand, and where the hell did that third hat come from!?"

The virgins the terrorists found in heaven were not as they imagined.

Odd Job's training academy.

In Asia, drawing a name from a hat is SERIOUS business

"Dudes! Just pick a fuckin' hat! They're all exactly alike."

Nope. My masculinity's not in that hat either.

Musical hats is a lot like musical chairs, expect that when the music stops, everyone's a loser.

I'd point my finger and laugh, but as long as we still have Celine Dion, who are we to judge.

Well, it looks like the Chang brothers took quite a few things out of the closet today.

Inside Chris Hansen's nightmares.

Three performers and five audience members died tragically after a heckler threw in a bowler hat.

“Mr. Wong, can I please to go back to work in your sweatshop instead?”

The Seoul Train!!!!

when your porn is censured you need to get creative with your time

Bruce Lee's 'Enter the Dragon from Behind'

Your move, Osmonds.

Goldfinger the musical.

There's nothing funny about a group of men in ruffled silk onesies with matching hats, bracelets and shoes in a chorus line. Except everything.

After the show got great reviews, they were brimming with confidence.

Um...I'm confused. Are these the Guys or the Dolls?

From left to right: Ricky, Dicky, Licky, Sticky, and Jerry Mathers as the Beaver.

Odd Job? One of the oddest.

Yeah, my mom wanted me to become an accountant, but as long as there's a hat that needs checking, this is where I need to be.

If you're looking for something to wear with that outfit, guys - I'd suggest ski masks.

Okrahomo.

Looks like Angelina Jolie's kids want to be just like their mom (without talent, but pretty).

"Uh-oh. I think there's something wrong with my Inception totem."

At this point a small dog is supposed to run through their legs.... but that was meals ago.

Be very very quiet. They're hunting rabbits.

"Mork calling Orson. Come in Orson. GET ME THE FUCK OFF THIS INSANE PLANET!"

Ok, who forgot to bring the rabbit?

"Not in here." "Nope, not in here." "Not in here, either." "HAS ANYBODY SEEN THE KEYS TO OUR VAN?"

I guess "Tank Man" is hiding in plain sight.

I bet I know where those hat's are headed!

"You guys better chill out. We don't want a repeat of Monday."

Well I guess Vitamin D deficiency can stunt your growth after all

The show was entertaining, but I was already bored again an hour later.

I think I prefer Men Without Hats.

"FIVE GOLDEN MINGS!!! Four Calling Birds, Three French Hens..."

I would be too ashamed to make eye contact too.

Not even Gamera would defend these guys.

You know your show is bad when the worst you can do is get a paper cut from your outfit

And you thought assembly lines were all for heartless corporate gain. --What? ...I'm being told Best Happy Hat Show Inc. makes buckets off this.

Do not mock the Hat Squad.

You've heard of a boy band? This is a hat band.