Other Craptions

The suicide rate of Oscar statue rejects is amazingly high.

Human Tetris is so much more challanging

It's impossible to blow yourself. Trust me, I've tried everything.

Me and my buddies are going art-tipping tonight. You in?

An exhibit commemorating the life and death of David Carradine.

"Why will no one buy my caskets?"

The REAL trick to home security is figuring out what to do with all those dead burglars.

It's all fun and games until someone loses their vertabrae.

He stands head and shoulders below the rest.

1 in 500,000 men who try Viagra experience a very rare side effect known as a total body erection. Men who experience this effect for more than 4 hours are usually fucked.

I never understand the true meaning of these Tool videos.

Pontious Pilates.

Aww dammit! Who let Medusa back into the yoga class?

We've found a way to make the sport of curling more interesting, though the rules are as mysterious as ever.

Hey! I can see my house from here! And by house, I mean penis.

"Damn, I still can't touch my toes."

The butt nipple is a nice touch

Hangmannequin.

When Fiona teaches exercise, stand aside, because lots of men didn't and lots of men died...

No use bitching about it - this is what happens if you pass out at a college frat party

Even the mannequins at American Apparel are ironic.

Whatever you do, do NOT order the Banana Nipple Wrap at the Yoga Nazi Spa. You've been warned.

"Suicide is painless…"

Bart Van Dammed you all to hell.

Things got ugly when the statues discovered they had no penises.

Leaf still doesn't know which way is up.

Thank God they gave him nipples, otherwise this would have looked creepy.

If this condition lasts longer than four hours, call a doctor. Except you won't be able to, so get someone to call a doctor for you... No, wait... If this condition lasts for longer than four hours, you're really fucked.

oh sure... do this in a gallery and it's art - I do it in my bedroom and my mom calls the psychiatrist

I call it "Shit, My Gravity Boots Broke"

The newest Yoga Position: The stalagtite...

Today's incredibly pretentious sculpture is brought to you by the letter L.

Don't try this at home.

"Oh, they've encased him in carbonite. He should be quite well protected. As long as they don't bend him in any weird direction."

"…then replicating our human forms whilst we slept, in order to eventually take over the planet. Luckily for us, they'd read the instructions upside-down."

Little known fact: Yoga was first invented in Pompeii.

Breakneck dancing.

Maybe...maybe it ISN'T such a great idea to let prisoners do art.

Ok class, when it comes to self-fellatio, gravity is your friend!

Finally, statues you can fuck!

Wooden you like to try yoga?

YMCA, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?

I see the props for Silent Hill: The Musical are almost ready.

Leaf's craption combat group is a well-oiled machine!

"Sir...? Are our enemies crushed and driven before us yet?" "DO YOU HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN? DO YOU?? THEN NO, THEY ARE NOT. MORE TORTURE!"

This Pharaoh was extremely dyslexic, and asked to be embalmed accordingly.

Gravity. You're doing it wrong

I don't know what this is, but I'm betting it will be outlawed soon.

Sometimes I think you guys are just robots, except not cool.