"Fuck, I should've put on the shirt FIRST."
Eric always felt self-conscious because one of his balls was smaller than the other.
I’ve heard of a brain fart, but I never thought I would actually see one.
Seems like a lot of work just to burn ants.
I'm not surprised that his thought balloons are empty.
I'm thinking of a number between seven and nine. What is it?
Juggling: You're doing it wrong.
After Mummy Returns flopped Imhotep had to take any gig he could get
16-year old Mary stopped dead in her tracks. It was him. It was finally him, after all this time. This was the man who would totally piss off her father.
Tragedy struck jim once the sun reached high noon.
One of the more PG returns for the google search "balancing two balls on a gay man's head."
Pictures from the misspent youth of Mr. Clean.
Everyone took their money back when he took a bow, and the balls stayed right where they were.
Don't you hate it when you are doing delicate expensive glass balance street performance tricks, and some kid just took $50 from your money hat?
His Indian name is "Shames His Parents".