Other Craptions

Eric always felt self-conscious because one of his balls was smaller than the other.

I’ve heard of a brain fart, but I never thought I would actually see one.

Seems like a lot of work just to burn ants.

I'm not surprised that his thought balloons are empty.

I'm thinking of a number between seven and nine. What is it?

Juggling: You're doing it wrong.

After Mummy Returns flopped Imhotep had to take any gig he could get

16-year old Mary stopped dead in her tracks. It was him. It was finally him, after all this time. This was the man who would totally piss off her father.

Tragedy struck jim once the sun reached high noon.

One of the more PG returns for the google search "balancing two balls on a gay man's head."

Pictures from the misspent youth of Mr. Clean.

Everyone took their money back when he took a bow, and the balls stayed right where they were.

Don't you hate it when you are doing delicate expensive glass balance street performance tricks, and some kid just took $50 from your money hat?

His Indian name is "Shames His Parents".

Ironically, his brain chemistry is not so well balanced.

Worst faux-hawk ever.

"Don't worry about it dude. When I masturbate in public, I sweat a ton too."

Doing this between his butt cheeks took a bit more concentration

Jeff communicates with thought bubbles

You know what's fun? Knocking his balls off.

"So the psychiatrist tells him: 'I can clearly see your nuts'. Wait, no... FUCK, I keep messing up the punchline."

Moby is such an attention-whore.

Rob never had any "good" ideas

Not the first frat boy to find balls on his head.

Jacob wound up the being the worst homeless psychic ever. His crystal balls saw no bright future at all.

His face looks like a snowman's butt.

He can usually do this until he starts thinking about what a steady relationship with someone would be like

He went to Jared.

Never lose a bet to Leaf. It will involve shaving, Crown Royal and balls on your head.

As the studio's budget wouldn't allow them to cast David Bowie again, Labyrinth 2's production was doomed from the start.

Later that day, ER doctors had to remove the crystal balls after a different trick went horribly awry.

This is your brain on crystal meth.

How Alabamians picture Buddhists.

He had the worst guidance counselor ever.

Disco didn't die. It just got smaller and landed on this guy's head.

Pictured: English degree holder

He only uses the balls to distract people from the odd tuft of hair sticking out the back of his head.

If these are his anal beads, I sure as hell don't want to see the rest of him.

If you think that’s cool, just wait until he actually does his trick with those anal beads.

Well, officer, I wanted to show my accuracy by shooting those balls off his head, but when I saw his stupid ear-ring and rat-tail on the back of his head, I just lost it

Guess how he discovered this skill.

Simon Cowell watched in amazement as the man balanced two crystal spheres on his head. "I bet we could get millions of people to watch crap like this," he said. So is birthed an empire.

He will do anything to distract the attention away from his weird tongue-shaped lower lip.

Are there balls on that dude's head? I was too distracted by the pair on display in the background...

You know what else is a neat trick? Growing hair.

I originally thought this guy's bubble was off centre. Turns out he's on the level.

It’s not easy blowing a perfect Hubba Bubba bubble. Jerry has been at it for eight hours and, so far, he has only managed two.

There are fans of Scarlett Johanssonn, and there are fans of Scarlett Johansson who want to become her pleasure beads.

The giant raindrops would doom us all