Craptions Classics February 20, 2011

"Rogaine's a hell of a drug."

Glorpinator

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They had been conditioned for the attack. And also shampooed.

ThePoop

Even the Wookies have gay pride parades.

Malaclips

"OK, who watered the Ewoks?"

HUMLY

All well and good until they're attacked by a gum cannon.

MarkJ.Lucas

"You know what I say? If you're trying to piss off PETA, then make sure you REALLY piss them off."

Mario!!!

At first I was upset, but I€™m starting to understand why Harrison Ford is done with the Star Wars franchise.

RevolutionTime

If they walk erect for more than four hours they have to call a doctor.

Thomas Calnan

Cousins That, This, Them, and Those

strbrryjam76

Look, it's a group of abonib... abummid.. Look, it's a group of yetis!

Thomas Calnan

China never really respected Nepal's elite tactical unit - The Fuzzy Wuzzums.

RodneyHardman

So this is what a Nerf-herder is?

hadleydb

The annual Wooly Bully migration is an amazing event and rivals the infamous Surfin' Bird longboard mating ritual in its spectacle.

billfold

"Don't worry son, they're more scared of you than you are of them."

Grizz

Every one thought the visiting alien race looked adorable, until they realized they were walking around naked.

Malaclips
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