Craptions Classics February 18, 2011

Here's one stone. You know what to do.

Thomas Calnan

Other Craptions

Say what you like about the Roman Empire but the half time show at the Colosseum was frickin' awesome

iantendo

How these guys fight crime I'll never know.

Wonkypops

800 pokemon later, they just gave up.

Deleterious

For the love of God, will someone just show him how to get to Sesame Street already!?

WarrenMockles

The Trojans will NEVER suspect this one!

WarrenMockles

Good thing both eagle heads have crowns on; otherwise, this would've made no sense.

spectre_vampire

I asked PETA and they said it was okay to kill you.

Thomas Calnan

Why people who play dungeons and dragons shouldn't procreate with people who go to Renaissance fairs.

iwatchtv

This is what arises when you mix the ashes of two phoenixes into one pile.

satanity

THIS is why we have to be careful of inbreeding when we try and rescue the bald eagle population.

Mario!!!

Strangely, the head on the left side is a Republican.

Wonkypops

Why did the two-headed demon chicken cross the road? To spill the blood of infants and begin a thousand years of terror.

RevolutionTime

You think that's weird? Wait until you see how many testicles it has.

WarrenMockles
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