Craptions Classics February 16, 2011

Historians don't know much about it, since this is the only mummy they found from the Fabulous ages.

Bator

Other Craptions

I was best man at this guys welding.

Axplace

Strangely, in Braille this says 'Dry clean only'.

Wonkypops

Skynet unveils its newest model-the T1000-GAGA

BaxterMuldoon

Tim Burton's doing a remake of Wizard of Oz? Awesome! Johnny Depp is the Tin Man? Cool! I wonder what he's gonna look like? Oh....I see.

Sambrad

Add one good sized bolt and a couple of nuts, and the thing could be anatomically correct.

jtklove

Although many suspected his WD40 addiction was to blame, the Tin Man€™s autopsy showed that he actually died from an advanced case of washer cancer.

satanity

Sir Ian McKellen€™s original Magneto costume.

RevolutionTime

We call the disease Spaghettiosis. It first attacks the limbs, head, and crotch, and then moves to the torso.

hadleydb

he's got washer-board abs.

ChaseMitchell

Washer? I don't even know her.

Heythatrhymes

Kirk totally hit that

gypsy61

Tim the Tool Man Taylor died from a horrible hardware accident when he converted a high powered nail gun into a super powered washer gun. His long time assistant, Al Borland, was inconsolable due to hysterical laughter.

opey

The mannequin small pox epidemic of 1998 crippled the retail fashion industry and nearly put Bloomingdales out of business.

Mario!!!
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