Craptions Classics February 15, 2011

Sorry, we don't have a kids menu... legal reasons.

WarrenMockles

Other Craptions

Uhhh, I didn't order any sauce on my hug.

DizzleDrizzle

Sadly, this business failed. They just couldn't compete with "Orgy Pizzeria"

WarrenMockles

Just make sure the sandwich is wearing a condiment.

hadleydb

"Damnit team, we're never going to make any money if you keep using all the product."

DizzleDrizzle

Eh, I think I'm more in the mood for the Handjob Bistro.

ChaseMitchell

I say we legalize hugs and then tax them

bcanders

Yeah, they're "Fresh Baked" all right.

Mothra24

I'll take one bear hug with a side of cop-a-cheap-feel. Hold the ass-grab.

bcanders

and THAT was the second time I got VD.

jtklove

"Hey! Who invited Sloppy Joe?!"

Thomas Calnan

€œJust don€™t order his foot-long sausage and meatball hug, or you€™ll be walking funny for a week.€

Mario!!!

"Come on sweetheart! Why do you think it's called a 'pulled pork' sandwich?!"

Thomas Calnan

€œBJ€™s down the road is WAY better!€

Mario!!!

O yeah, they do it here and it's "inspirational". I do the same thing at a nude beach and I get arrested.

metsfan
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