Sorry, we don't have a kids menu... legal reasons.
Uhhh, I didn't order any sauce on my hug.
Sadly, this business failed. They just couldn't compete with "Orgy Pizzeria"
Just make sure the sandwich is wearing a condiment.
"Damnit team, we're never going to make any money if you keep using all the product."
Eh, I think I'm more in the mood for the Handjob Bistro.
I say we legalize hugs and then tax them
Yeah, they're "Fresh Baked" all right.
I'll take one bear hug with a side of cop-a-cheap-feel. Hold the ass-grab.
and THAT was the second time I got VD.
"Hey! Who invited Sloppy Joe?!"
“Just don’t order his foot-long sausage and meatball hug, or you’ll be walking funny for a week.”
"Come on sweetheart! Why do you think it's called a 'pulled pork' sandwich?!"
“BJ’s down the road is WAY better!”
Pepsi Co bought this establishment for several million dollars. They later learned they could have had it for a dime-bag.