Craptions Classics February 14, 2011

After every performance, various parts of Lady Gaga must be replaced.

CavalierX

Other Craptions

"WHOA!! Now stop that. That's the kind of shit that got us fired from Macy's in the first place!"

Thomas Calnan

You. Complete. Me.... No, that's a request.

Heythatrhymes

After my 6th birthday, my dad wasn't allowed to buy the pinatas anymore.

Malaclips

"Quick, touch them up and put the wigs back on, Jersey Shore doesn't make itself!"

Ceveron

Phil couldn't afford a fancy Valentine's day gift. He was broke.

Thomas Calnan

So I've basically counted up and added all parts involved. This pretty much qualifies as the first ever two-and-one-half-some.

ThePoop

Having no arms and no hair is no problem when it comes to getting a man, so long as you still know how to use your fabulous tits.

Mario!!!

Awwww...He went to Jared!

jtklove

Love is a Many Splintered Thing

Mothra24

VH1 Behind the Commercials: The Fall of the Old Navy Mannequins

jtklove

€œDuct tape! We need much more duct tape!€

Mario!!!

Stanley Kubrick€™s remake of Mannequin scarred many viewers for life.

Mario!!!

€œTearing my arms off and pinching my nipples is fine, but no kissing on the lips.€

Mario!!!

Breaking up IS hard to do...

Mothra24
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