Craptions Classics February 12, 2011

It's just what Arizona always feared...the immigrants have evolved.

RodneyHardman

Other Craptions

"Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea...But Pepe the Flaming Puerto Rican lived in Queens..."

Discorocks

Try Listerine's new formula! All the cleaning power, slightly less burn.

WarrenMockles

That's nothing. The last time I was in Mexico and ate some bad shrimp, I was shooting fire out of BOTH ends.

Mario!!!

Real men smoke methane cigarettes.

RevolutionTime

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never...OHHMYYYGOOOODDDDD!!!!!

DizzleDrizzle

Warning, side effects may include nasuea, vomiting, cramps, blurry vision, fiery hell breath, constipation, irratibility...

ElCucuy

Its so hot outside you can see your breath.

Wacoan

I'm not certain this was covered in that Pepto Bismol jingle.

PatrickBailey

Around here, we fight fire with this guy.

Wonkypops

Paul wasn't just gay, he was totally flaming.

Mario!!!

FINISH HIM!

Nem0

"No time for goggling at street performers Jenkins, we have to find that arsonist fast, before he skips town."

PatrickBailey

Luckily he's not flammable... He's retardant.

Thomas Calnan

Lighting farts at home is fun, but beware of a possible latent backdraft that may occur when you least expect it.

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