Other Craptions

It might be free, but they'll kill you on the shipping.

Tibetans now just needed to find enough ink.

EERF is the only name I trust for quality butt plugs.

This sculpture cost the city $100,000.

Not the freedom we were asking for, Mubarak

“It’s my latest piece and it represents all the bureaucracy in this country. I call it Stamp Out Freedom.”

The stamp is fairly harmless but the giant letter-opener has already killed three and injured twelve.

“The first one is always free. But once they get you hooked on stamp collecting, you’ll pay with your money, you’ll pay with your body and you’ll pay with your eternal soul.”

The giant price gun sculpture is way cooler. Plus it's adjustable and stuff.

Ironically, it actually costs $7.95 for a ticket to go inside the art museum.

It takes 80 people just to use the stapler in this park.

Money well spent, Cleveland. Way to go.

"The word free has several meanings, but the main one in this case was designed to parallel the freedom of slaves. So, YES YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY ME FOR IT!”

The Chinese saw this thing and made damn sure to keep it away from Tibet.

ǝɹnʇɔıd sıɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ ǝʞoɹq ʇsnɾ pǝʞɔɐɹƆ ʞuıɥʇ I

Dyslexic Revolutionaries, UNTIE!

"No, no, no... let's just go with a big "Mission Accomplished" banner..."

That's easy for you to say, you're not banned!

Finally sick with our shit, God prepares to make the Devil an offer he can't refuse.

However, the ink is a little pricey...

But then you gotta sit thru a 3 hour timeshare presentation.

Damn it, honey, I don't care how much they usually cost, I don't want one in my living room!

The museum eventually had to move the exhibit inside, since many people were leaving unwanted items next to the statue, turning the park into a junkyard.

Mubarak finally approves his own retirement plan.

"Some folks really know how to leave their mark!", thought the Jolly Green Giant...

Ha, ha. No, that's just an inside joke. You still need to pay taxes.

In a few hours, there are going to be thousands of Egyptians dancing on that thing.

I guess this is what they meant by "stamping out oppression"....

I think the Cracked staff is trying to tell us to stop complaining...

Your tax dollars, not exactly at work, more like just laying around, chilling.

They can take our lives, but they'll never move this bitch!

Ironically, it costs $5,024.00

And yet STILL no one is moving to Detroit...

Yes, its free but.. Due to an unfortunatly bureaucratic cock-up everything else is drowning in Red-ink.

It missed Mubarek by THAT MUCH!

The worlds largest tramp stamp.

The "Willy" stamp is over by the docks.

Is it ironic if the sleeping guy gets arrested for loitering there?

About what that Art Degree is worth.

I'm sorry but nothing is that free.

At Leaf's fire sale, they can't GIVE their craptions away.

...and so, the race of Giants were no longer slaves to humanity

You know you can buy a watch for five dollars and it'll tell time a hell of a lot better.

And still...nobody wanted it.

I guess it's too much to hope that that's the IRS building on the left?

This is what Trevor gave me because he didn't last 30 minutes.

"Must. Resist. Asian. Joke. Aww what the heck "FREE for your lives".

Free parking.

... oh, free for birds to sit and shit on? Great, a flock of 'em will be here in a second. Thanks, art!