Craptions Classics February 09, 2011

Steve just knew he would be picked last for wrestling again.

metsfan

Other Craptions

Some days, he just likes to sit there and make the statues feel inadequate.

Malaclips

"Baby, I'm not small ... that's just erosion!"

Redway

They thought it was a gang bang but Medusa had other ideas

burnsabowl

Apparently the rumour about big feet is NOT true.

Thomas Calnan

After having sex with the first four statues, Alan decided to take a quick break

metsfan

Achilles' heel was actually the second least impressive part of his body.

Thomas Calnan

Sterodius - The God of Shrinkage

CzechpointChrly

The statues represent what women want. The man on the ground represents what we actually get.

jtklove

Worst sundial ever!

foxyfalcon

Gary liked hanging out here. Even though the Adonis statues had him beat in overall physique, their obvious shortcomings made him feel like quite the stallion.

Mario!!!

I wouldn't sit under that fountain if I were you, mate.

Wonkypops

Statues of Limitations

satanity

♫ ♫ “1 little, 2 little, 3 little penises. 4 little, 5 little, 6 little penises. 7 little, 8 little, 9 little penises. Crap, I think I’m gay.” ♫♫

Mario!!!
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