Other Craptions

Some days, he just likes to sit there and make the statues feel inadequate.

"Baby, I'm not small ... that's just erosion!"

They thought it was a gang bang but Medusa had other ideas

Apparently the rumour about big feet is NOT true.

After having sex with the first four statues, Alan decided to take a quick break

Achilles' heel was actually the second least impressive part of his body.

Sterodius - The God of Shrinkage

The statues represent what women want. The man on the ground represents what we actually get.

Worst sundial ever!

Gary liked hanging out here. Even though the Adonis statues had him beat in overall physique, their obvious shortcomings made him feel like quite the stallion.

I wouldn't sit under that fountain if I were you, mate.

Statues of Limitations

♫ ♫ “1 little, 2 little, 3 little penises. 4 little, 5 little, 6 little penises. 7 little, 8 little, 9 little penises. Crap, I think I’m gay.” ♫♫

Penus De Milo

This is Herpees... Bike Messenger of the Gods.

"Randy?.... Randy, listen.... We're sorry. The tea-bagging... wasn't cool, ok? We're sorry. Come back up buddy..."

You know what I hate about art? All the damn penises.

Hermes, the messenger of the gods, finally gets to rest after thousands of years of constant service when Zeus bows to peer pressure and opens up a Twitter account.

Gollum's Story. A lifetime original movie. It's Precious.

“It’s even better when it rains because then it’s like they’re peeing right on you.”

You can run from San Francisco all the way to Athens, but you still can’t escape from the closet you are in.

Oh. Limp. Us.

"Oh jeez..... I'm lost. I should've brought my Atlas."

"PRECIOUS! They all have the precious. We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. And then, CAB FARE! We must have the cab fare to gets us home."

Michelangelo's "Peters"

Trevor said he hung out like a Greek statue. Sadly, I totally heard him wrong...

Sometimes a naked statue of a man with rock hard abs is just a naked statue of a man with rock hard abs.

One of Zeus's children was beginning to suspect that he's adopted.

I call it "Waiting For A Train".

This.....is......Sparta?

I took your advice. I imagined everyone in the audience was naked. Now I think I'm gay.

I haven't seen that many wangs since my last visit to Chinatown. Ba-zing!

"Okay.... we're gonna gove him the scare of his life.... On the count of 3, everybody jump!"

Members Only.

"suspect #4 please stop touching yourself"

"Next year," he thought, "I'm totally going to Lesbos."

The stoned and the stoner

Stoners.

Don't smell what the rocks are cooking.

"Broke Back Fountain" needs to fixed again.....

In Utah, they can only show this photo with all the statue's privates covered by a giant thought bubble.

Oh my god! I LOVE playing with marbles!

Trevor often worshipped at the Shrinkage Memorial.

Oh, look! My take out is here!

The line to visit the Statue of Liberty

This would be a heck of a lot different if those were fountains.

Omar couldn't hide his disappointment after responding to the ad about "Huge, hard men".

Riddle me this: what is small and limp, but also giant and rock hard?

He never thought he would lose the "Biggest Cock" contest to a bunch of white guys.