Other Craptions

You think this is hot, just wait until you see the robot they combine into

"Alright ladies, we got some unrealistic male expectations to create."

They could shoot into the crowd and it would still make a better halftime show than the Black Eyed Peas

The Japanese military prepares to board the flying tentacle ship.

I will NOT submit a craption relating to whacking off... But my submissions will have to wait until I'm done whacking off.

Don't you just hate it when someone shows up with the same outfit as you?

The Real Housewives of Gears of War

If you think they are dangerous now, wait until they get behind the wheel of a car.

As the threat from North Korea grew, Japan insisted that they finally be allowed to raise an army of their own. The world eventually agreed, but with some very unusual conditions.

...and five minutes later, I was able to compose myself and write a craption.

I am now officially out of 'ammo'.

Later that weekend, their cycles synchronized, and 6 people were killed.

Japan's version of the NRA really knows how to run a membership drive.

Charlie's Asians.

Hey! Turns out I can type a Craption with one hand!

Today's Craption contest is brought to you by Kleenex and Vaseline.

The A (cup) Team

Yoko Oh-Yes

They would have been a much more effective fighting force if their feet weren’t bound.

I know they are Japanese, but for some reason the only thing on my mind is Bangkok.

Women - if you're wondering why men aren't approaching you in bars, it's because your large gaggle of friends and semi-automatic weapons are intimidating them. Put your AK-47 away and play with your hair a bit ... that'll draw them in.

I happen to be enjoying myself, so YOU tell them we're dudes.

Chun Li's Angels.

Quentin Tarantino pays $5,000 for this every Tuesday night.

When polled, 9 out of 10 men wouldn't mind being shot by these girls.

"No, seriously, Connie. He asked me for a manicure, so I shot him 4 times. It was great!"

G4: If it's sexy and Asian, we'll air it.

Asians, glorious Asians. Female Asians at that! All is right with the world. Turn off the threat alerts. Disable the ban button!

I'm standing at attention too.

The consolation prize for Iron Chef losers is now death. Sweet sexy death.

This is what women's liberation looks like in its truest form. AND WE WERE FIGHTING THIS!? I hereby declare every man from the 1950's a homosexual.

"Wow. Those are some bad ass plumbers, Dave."

Be vewwy vewwy quiet -- they're hunting Mothras!

Okay, this is just fine when sexy Asian giirls do it, but when I do it, everyone's all "virgin" this and "get a life" that.

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot rike me?

Uh - oooookay. I'll buy the drinks.

The Brunhilde Breastplates say "NO!" but the Daisy Duke short-shorts say, "Y'all come on in now, ya hear?" Their guns speak for themselves...

The women of Japan, tired of being victimized by tentacles decided to DO something about it.

"He saw the red dot but failed to duck when he noticed the metal boobs."

So this is what a tentacle's bachelor party looks like.

"This isn't over Hotties with Guns! I'll be back! And next time I won't be so nice! Also I need to take a quick picture of you for personal reasons."

Goldman Sachs secretaries can solve up to 400 problems a minute.

Can this be American women's "Sputnik Moment"? Please?

Whenever a nerd tries to kidnap Joss Whedon they call in the Comic-Con Special Forces to handle the situation.

Did it just get erectiony in here or is it just me?

Hey Sally, watch me clear out the line to the women's washroom

Say hello to Faith, Hope, Charity, and Glock.

The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse had a makeover. The End of Times just got more interesting.

The Lora Croft look-alike contest is looking fierce this year.